Author:
PaulenaK
Email:
toukalah@hotmail.com
Rating:
PG
Disclaimer:
I own NOTHING. Vince McMahon owns everything WWE. Joss
Whedon owns everything BTVS/ATS.
Feedback:
Is much appreciated.
AN:
Based on something Jesse Ventura said quite a while ago.
**
A
Wrestler in the White House
**
She
couldn’t believe she was here!
No.
Scrap that. She could believe she was here. What she couldn’t believe was that
her cousin got to work, live and mingle with these people day in and day out.
Beautiful
men…
She
saw Lita standing there with her boyfriend Matt Hardy hovering close by and
smiled as her cousin sent her a little wave which she returned with a nervous
one of her own, her eyes darting around the crowded room hoping the ever
present cameras hadn’t picked up on her little action.
But
they had she soon realised as her face filled several
plasma screens placed strategically around the room. And then her name was
being called out and she was being beckoned up on stage.
Now
would be a good time for her well known stage fright to kick in, she mused, but
that wasn’t to be the case tonight it seemed when she felt herself rise out of
her chair and didn’t even balk as her legs carried her down the aisle to the
stage.
She
shot a pointed look her cousin’s way, but Lita merely waved her on to the big
man waiting at the front holding a microphone. He was of the older generation,
a ‘Hall of Fame-er’ who had turned politician she
remembered Lita saying when she had pointed everyone out on there arrival.
“Don’t
be afraid little lady, I just want your views on something that’s been keeping
me awake at night.”
“What
are your views on putting a wrestler in the White House?”
A
deep chuckle was heard from behind her and she turned to see Triple H trying to
keep a straight face.
She quirked a brow at him.
He
quirked a brow right back before turning to his buddies.
“A
wrestler in the White House, what a joke,” He scoffed.
It
was an obvious jibe at the old guy, but he didn’t seem to put out by the former
champion’s words, simply drew
“It
could happen, there’s a vampire running a law firm in LA.”