Surprise
RATING: PG-15
WARNING: Slash but only mild
PAIRINGS: Buffy/?
DISCLAIMER: Buffy is the property of Joss Whedon likewise WWE and Vince McMahon
Part 1
SUMMARY: Buffy goes to visit her father. If you like
Cena or Trish be warned they’re not very nice in this fic. There is no roster split only Raw.
“I
can’t believe you done that man?”, Edge and Lita were
in the dressing room with Chris Jericho after the show. He had just kicked seven bells of crap out of
that little punk Cena using the champ’s own spinner chain.
Of course he got heat from the fans but what they didn’t
know was that off screen John Cena was the slimiest creep you could ever meet.
He thought women were put on this earth only for him and more than once he had
got the shit kicked out of him for trying to do someone’s girlfriend in front of
him.
Hell he hadn’t always been like that but the minute he
won the belt at Wrestlemania he changed. Triple H had tried to give him some
pointers but John actually had the cheek to say that there was nothing he could
tell him.
“The assclown deserved it”,
At the exact same moment the door opened and this tiny
blonde girl walked in “Oh my bad I’m sorry…..”, she
shut the door again. Just as Edge was about to ask whom she was, the door
opened again and she looked over at Jericho before giving him a wolf whistle
and a very appreciative once over. As quick as the door was opened it was shut
again.
“Who was that?”, Lita fanned
herself. Hardly anybody knew this in the business but she was actually a
lesbian. The relationships
with both Matt and Edge had been for show. What nobody knew was
that Edge and Matt were actually a couple. They had been for over five years
now and nobody apart from themselves Lita,
“Usually that doesn’t float my boat but I have to say
the wood is getting stronger”, Edge laughed and then ducked when Lita punched
him in the arm. “What do you think Chrissy boy?”, both of them looked over and noticed that he hadn’t moved
from the spot since the girl came in.
“What?”,
“Don’t know and hell yeah”, Buffy replied before
glancing at the time. “Oh you better get going Giles will be waiting for the
supplies”, she went into her bag to retrieve the items and gave them to
“Sure you don’t want me to wait?”,
she asked her best friend. “Nah it’s ok he’s here I
just seen one of his friends”, Buffy waved her off. When she had disappeared
from view Buffy decided now would be a good time to go and visit daddy.
“How big is this place?”, she
was sure she had passed this corridor before but as they all looked the same
she couldn’t be sure. “Need a hand baby girl?”, she
turned around to see a cutie leaning against the wall staring at her. “Why are
you wearing a hat indoors and don’t call me baby girl”, she turned away.
He gave a scowl and then started walking with her
“Obviously you don’t know who I am or you wouldn’t have said it”. Buffy stopped
and turned to him “Let me get this right “The Champ is here, Want some come get
some, The Chain Gang blah blah am I right?”, she
sighed before walking away again.
“So how about it then?”, he
moved his arm in front of her to stop her from going any further. “How about
what?”, she looked at him as if he had grown a second
head. “You and me I’d love to take your puppies for a walk”, he leered down at
her.
She kneed him in the crotch and grabbed him by the
throat against the wall. “Listen to me you inbreed piece of crap because I’m
only going to tell you once. I…AM….NOT….INTERESTED”, she yelled at him before
letting him fall to the floor.
“You okay Miss?”, she turned to
see the three people from the room earlier standing a few feet away from her.
“I’m fine”, she smiled as she walked away. “Oh by the way John”, she stopped
and turned around. Every set of eyes in the corridor was on her.
“YOU CAN”T SEE ME”, she motioned with her hand. “But you
can see this”, she pulled
“Oh I like her”, Lita grinned .
“What did you say bitch?”, John pulled himself up and
stalked over to Lita. “You want a visit to the hospital try it”, Edge got in
his face. “Or”, Chris chirped in “Maybe we should get blondie
back to finish him off”, the three of them started laughing as they walked
away.
Buffy
was grinning to herself as she walked through the corridor. “You can’t help it
can you?”, she turned around to see the man she had been
looking for standing with a pissed off look on his face.
“Daddy”,
she yelled as she threw herself into his arms. His bad mood dissolved
instantly. He could never be mad at his baby girl. That’s one of the reasons’s why he got divorced from Joyce. She was actually
jealous that he spent all his time with her.
He never thought she would move her and Buffy so far
away though. But he still got to see her every holiday and whenever he had free
time he would go to Sunnydale. He even went on
patrols with her. That was another reason Joyce got pissed at him. He knew
about her being a slayer before she did.
Which was why he spent every spare second with her that he could.
He never knew who long she would be able to survive for. “So why you here my
little tomato?”, it was a nickname he gave her when
she was four. They had all went to the beach and instead of listening to her
mother and wearing sunscreen she ended up red all over.
The poor little thing was in agony all day. That was the
first thing he heard when he got home from work and when he ran upstairs and
saw her his heart broke. Wishing that he could take the pain
himself so she wouldn’t hurt. “You look like a tomato”, he smiled at
her. She stopped crying and looked at him. “That’s what I’m going to call you-
little tomato”, it done the trick and the sunburn was soon forgotten about.
‘I just
wanted to see my dad”, she smiled at him. “Is that a crime”.
“If the police catch you yeah”. They both turned to
see a blonde glaring at them . “Do you mind not doing
that in public it’s disgusting”, she growled.
“He is my dad you bottle blonde midget”, Buffy snarled.
Feeling herself getting mad she let go of her father’s arm and stalked over to
the other woman. “Who you calling a bottle blonde?”,
Trish fumed “It came out of a tube”, she folded her arms.
“She didn’t actually just say that”, Buffy laughed. She
felt Trish sneaking up on her and dodged just in time so the Women’s Champion
went smack into the door. The impact was so hard that it opened and Trish
sprawled out onto the corridor.
“Oh….enjoy that did you”, she scowled at Buffy.
“Actually I did I was 100% Stratusfied”, she grinned
before shutting the door. “Is she honestly that stupid?”,
she smiled sitting beside her father. “Yep her boyfriend’s just as bad or should
I say The Champ”, he done his best impression of Cena.
“Met him earlier”, she nodded. “I think I bruised his
ego”, she started laughing. “What?”, he didn’t get it
which made Buffy laugh even more.
“Stupid bitch”, Trish stalked into the dressing room
that she shared with John. “I’ll get you back”. “Get who back?”, John was standing beside the mirror posing. “You know
maybe we should get some more mirrors in here”, he added.
“AREN”T YOU LISTENING TO ME JOHN?’,
she screeched. “Course I am princess what’s wrong?”,
he hushed her and sat her on the couch. “That blonde bitch just humiliated me
in front of everyone”.
“Everyone”, John realized it was the same girl who had
gave him the knock back earlier. “Well her dad”, Trish pouted. “And?”, John was waiting. “And what”, she started filing her
nails.
“For fuck sake Trish who is her dad?”,
he growled at her.
“Oh that it’s Triple H”.
Part
2
Summary:
Now that everyone knows who she is will they treat Buffy any different?
Notes:
Set a month after last chapter
“Something’s
not right” Buffy was backstage watching Edge and Lita fight Trish and Cena. It
seemed that rather than just wrestle Trish was really putting the boot into
Lita.
Edge
had been knocked out earlier in the match and was still out for the count next
to the commentator’s table, which left Lita at the mercy of John and his Ho.
Of
course everyone was cheering the pair as Lita and Edge were the heels.
“What
do you mean?” Chris came up behind Buffy and looked over her shoulder at the
monitor
“Shit
she didn’t blade herself Trish really cut her” he held out his arm to stop
Buffy. “Where you going?”
“To give her a hand. That’s not acting Chris they are
kicking the crap out of her” she shrugged him off and made her way down to the
ring.
“What
in the name” Jerry was yelling. “Who is this diva”
“Believe
it or not it’s Triple H’s daughter” Joey answered. “And by the looks of it the
newest member of the Raw roster”
Buffy
jumped into the ring and pulled Trish of Lita. As her back was turned John came
at her with a chair. Sensing him she ducked at the last minute and he hit
Trish.
She
tackled him to the outside of the ring and then dragged Lita over Trish to give
the redhead the win.
The
crowd actually cheered. Even they had sensed there was more going on here. And
they were finally starting to realize that their champions weren’t the
sweethearts they were making themselves out to be.
Buffy
picked Lita up and as they were walking up the ramp Chris came out to help Edge
Hunter
was waiting for them as they got backstage. “Is she okay?”
Buffy
nodded “Can you help Chris dad?.
“Completely
forgetting his character he went down to help the two Canadians. The crowd
didn’t know what to make of the situation.
Vince
walked over to Buffy and Lita. “When she’s cleaned in my office and the same
goes for you three” he looked behind the girls at Hunter, Chris and Edge.
Half
an hour later all five were in Vince’s office alongside himself and Stephanie.
“What
the hell happened?” he barked.
“They
were really hitting them Vince?” Hunter explained to his father in law.
“And
what do you have to say for yourself young lady?” he looked at Buffy.
She
shrugged “Lits and Edge are my friends and they were
beating them down” was all she said.
“Buf’s got a point dad” Stephanie looked over at her
stepdaughter agreeing with her.
“Since
the two of them got together they think they run this place. And because they
are so popular you won’t take the belts of them”
“Really?” Vince smiled and everybody in the room knew that smile.
“I
think it’s time to teach Mr Cena and Ms Stratus a lesson”
Next
Night
Vince
was in the middle of the ring to make a surprise announcement well a surprise
to some.
“I’ve
decided to shake things up a little tonight” he smiled at the audience.
Can
I get Trish and John out here please.
Both
of their music started and they made their way to the ring.
“Everyone
was handed a little machine when they came into the arena tonight and here’s
why”
“Two
belts could very well be on the line tonight”. He walked around the ring.
“Now
we know the Woman’s Champ and the WWE Champ are popular right so I want to know
how”
“We
are going to have a vote to see who deserves each belt and if they win thy get
to keep them. But if they lose they have to fight the winner of the poll
tonight”
The
crowd went mad at hearing this
So
now we will start with the men so the choices are John Cena, Edge, Chris Jericho,
Shawn Michaels and Carlito”
“And
for the girls Trish Stratus,
The
crowd was giving him the reaction he hoped for.
“Now
all you do is press the number of the person you want to win but before you do
I want you to see this lets take a look.
The
Titan-Tron showed Buffy outside Cena’s
door.
“You sure about this?” Chris was worried. He knew that
Cena had a hard on for Buffy and he also knew that Trish hated her so he wasn’t
thrilled that she would be walking into a dressing room on her own with them.
“Sweet”
she smiled and kissed him on the cheek. “Just remember who I am”.
She
had a small camera tucked inside her jacket pocket to record what was about to
happen
“Can
I come in?” she was outside the dressing room. John opened it and moved for her
to enter. She tried to smile at Trish but was met with a sneer “What you doing
here you want some of what that bitch got last night”
“Look
I don’t want to cause trouble but why bother you’re the champ Trish the fans
love you”
She
got another sneer “Like I really care what they think. They’re all probably
inbreeds anyway”
“Yeah”
John laughed snorting like a pig.
“Aren’t
you scared they’ll find out what you’re really like?” Buffy smiled to herself.
“Babygirl didn’t you just hear her. As long as I give them
the same old crap they will believe anything I say” he backed her into a
corner.
“Busy
just now” he stroked his finger over her chest and leered towards Trish. “Fancy
a threesome babe. Got one last night with these two horses”
“You
shouldn’t say that about your fans John”
He
snorted “Like I care they’re only good for screwing” he admired himself in the
mirror.
“I
think we’ve seen enough” Vince looked at the pair who looked like deer caught
in the headlights.
“I
think it’s about time to vote so if everyone’s ready lets go”
Vince
smiled at the pair of them as another plan came into his head.
“Okay
times up” he said “Now ladies first in order 1-Buffy 2-Lita 3-Torrie 4-Victoria
and 5-Trish so it looks like your defending tonight Trish”
She
looked over at Buffy with murder in her eyes.
“Ok
boys your turn 1-Chris
“So
tonight it will be Buffy v Trish for the Women’s Championship and John v Chris
for the WWE Title’
He
got out the ring and made his way up the aisle before stopping
“Oh
and one last thing not to put pressure on you both but if you lose tonight your
both fired”
And
he made his way backstage.
Trish
and John followed him with a barrage of boos and jeers
following them.
They
sought out Buffy
“You
little bitch” John sneered over her “You won’t get away with it”
“Wanna
pick on someone your own size Sneeza” Chris walked up
behind him.
“Your only doing it so you can get in her pants” Trish
screamed, stamping her foot like a brat.
“Actually
I’m doing it cause I don’t like you” he looked at John
“Like
you can stop me this company is nothing without me anyway who’s gonna stop you
and whose army?”
“Well
mine actually?”
The
pair turned and saw the entire Raw lockeroom standing
behind Triple H. “You were saying” he grinned.
Trish
and Buffy’s match was first. As she didn’t have her own music she use Lita’s as the redhead accompanied her to the ring.
Trish
never stopped smiling. So what if John lost his belt, there was no way this
twig would beat her.
The
whole of the locker-room was around the ring to watch the match.
As Buffy didn’t have specific moves she just used some of the ones she had seen
the night before and as her finisher used the pedigree. The match was over in
less than three minutes and as she held the belt. Her dad lofted her up onto
his shoulders.
Nobody
could believe it. Here was the Game one of the dirtiest players around and his
face was a picture of pride when looking at his daughter.
The
Chris v John match lasted longer. John used every
dirty trick in the book to get himself DQ’d but the
ref kept turning a blind eye.
Chris
was bust open and quite a few times Buffy wanted to go in the ring to help but
was stopped by Lita
“You
can’t Buf he has to do it himself”.
John’s
mistake came when he put Chris in the FU. He was too bust showing off he didn’t
realize until it was too late that Chris has reversing it and he got him in the
Walls of Jericho and made John tap out like the bitch he was.
When
the bell was rung Vince got back in the ring and beckoned Buffy.
He
held both her and Chris’s arms up in victory “I give you your new champions
Chris and Buffy”
“And
for you two” he looked at John and Trish
“YOUR FIRED” he snarled at them.
Buffy
and Chris were too busy to notice
“Congratulations”
they both said at the same time
“Guess
that means you have to stay” he smiled
“Chris”
“Yeah”
“Shut
up and kiss me
“Okay”
Everyone
was watching John and Trish getting booed up the ramp they never saw.
Lita
turned around “Oh god” she smiled
“What”
Hunter saw “Great just great”
There
was his daughter making out in the middle of the ring with
Later
on
“Baby”
Buffy cuddled into Chris
“Not
again girl” he laughed pretending to groan
“Eww pervert no” she punched him. “If I’m staying for a
while I’ll have to go back to Sunnyd and get
something’s”
“Yeah”
he didn’t like where this was going.
“I
want you to come with me”
He
grabbed her and kissed her “Don’t do that to me again”
Part
3
SUMMARY:
This should be the happiest time of Buffy’s life so who is trying to spoil it
for her
NOTES:
Set a few days after the last chapter
NOTES:
Mild F/F Slash
“Welcome
to Sunnydale” Buffy grinned as they entered her
house.
When
she had asked for a few days off to come home and pack some things Vince had
agreed. He even gave Hunter, Lita, and Chris the time off to be with her.
“So
this is where you call home?” Lita smiled.
It
reminded him of her of her own home. Sometimes she did miss it with all the travelling.
“Buffy”
Xander came running out of the kitchen and threw his
arms around his best friend
Hunter
saw the look Chris was giving him
“He’s
like her brother” he whispered to keep the man calm.
“Xander” she smiled. “Where’s Giles?”
“We’re
meeting him at HQ he’s
patrolling just now with Spike”
“Good
because I need to talk to you all about something”
They
all decided to walk to the Magic Box. Buffy was in front with Chris and her dad
while the rest where behind them.
“I
think somebody has a crush” Hunter whispered to his daughter.
She
looked back and saw the twin smiles on Lita and
“Heard
you were back Slayer”
A
group of vamps had come out of nowhere surrounding them
Buffy
and Hunter just stared at each other
“Stake”
she mouthed and he nodded
And
they were ready for the first two as they jumped.
Unfortunately
they didn’t see the stakes until it was too late.
“That
was close” Hunter looked over at his girl
“You
okay sweetheart”
“Yeah
fine” she dusted herself off.
“Umm
Buffy”
She
turned to see what Xander was staring at and reminded
who had been with them
“I
can explain” she looked at Chris
She
wasn’t expecting the next words out of his mouth
“Baby
are you okay. They didn’t hurt you did they?”
He
crushed her as he hugged her. Checking every part of her to make sure she was
all right.
“Yeah
come on I’ll explain everything to you when we get to the shop” she grabbed his
hand and the group rushed to their destination.
Giles
wasn’t back yet but luckily
“So
want to tell me what’s going on then?” Lita just stared still not understanding
what she had just seen.
“I’m
a vampire Slayer” Buffy said
“Vampire
Slayer?”
“I
got it Buffy” Hunter said
He
then explained the whole story
“Okay”
Lita still wasn’t sure what to make of it when he had finished.
“So
how long you been doing it for?”
“Since
I was 15”
“You
were just a kid?”
Buffy
nodded
“Can
you stop it?”
“Sure
when I die”
“Well
not really” Xander smiled over “It didn’t work the
first time”
“WHAT?”
Chris finally spoke
“I
died Xander revived me” Buffy shrugged
“This
is….” Lita couldn’t find the words
“So
how do you lot fit in?” she looked over at
“Well
I’m a witch and Xander’s”
“Squat
nada normal” he answered for her.
“Witch
cool” Lita smiled
“Hey
you two wanna stop flirting” Chris glared at the two redheads.
“Who’s
flirting?” Spike said as he walked in followed by Giles then he noticed who was
standing there
“Slayer”
he smiled
“You
finally remembered where you stay”
“Actually
that’s why I’m here” she looked at them all.
They
actually knew it was coming after watching the show on Monday night but it was
still a surprise to hear it.
“I’m
joining the company” she sat down beside Lita
“Buffy
you can’t” Giles finally spoke
“It’s okay I got it figured out” she tried to reassure him
“You
lot are keeping things smooth just now right”
Spike
nodded
“And
I can come back when I have time off”
“And
she’ll have company” Lita smiled at
“And
there’s nothing I can do to change your mind” he smiled sadly
“Sorry
Giles it might not work but I have to do it” she gave the same smile back
“This
is bullshit” Chris flung the chair away and stormed outside.
“What
the…” Spike growled getting up
“Don’t
I’ll go talk to him” she looked towards the door.
She
found him outside
“Feel
better?” she looked at him
“Why
didn’t you tell me Buffy?”
“Because
I didn’t want you looking at me the way you do now?” she shrugged
“Look
if you are too freaked lets just finish it now” she
turned to leave but was stopped by his arm pulling her back
“I
didn’t say that” he looked at the ground
“I’m
scared” he looked back up
“Why?”
“I
just found you and then I find out I could lose you anytime”
She
put her arms around his neck
“What
age am I Chris?”
“20”
“Well
most Slayers don’t live past 18. Death wishes Spike calls it. You know why I’ve
lasted so long”
He
shook his head
“I
have family and people I love”
“Yeah?”
he grinned
“Mmmh hmm” she grinned back
“You
do know that as long as I’m around I won’t let anyone hurt you” he got serious
again
“I
believe you”
“So
I guess the show has a new Diva” he smiled again
“Maybe
two”
He
looked at her puzzled
“What’s
the bet within the year
She
was wrong
It
was actually six months.
Buffy
had kept her word. Every time she had a break she went back to Sunnydale and helped out.
“You
look beautiful” Lita smiled admiring Buffy in the mirror.
“Do
I have to get all macho?” her girlfriend put her arms around her waist.
“You
know I’ve only got eyes for you baby” she smiled at
“She’s
right though you do look beautiful”
Chris
had proposed a few months ago and Buffy had accepted.
Which
was why she was now walking up the aisle with Lita and
She
had asked Hunter but although he wanted to he knew it meant more to the
Englishman as he didn’t see her as often.
“She
looks so pretty” Stephanie whispered to him
He
was too scared to talk. He knew he would start crying the minute he did.
Being
honest he thought he would lose her before this ever happened. He blessed every
day she was still with him.
Stephanie
was due to give birth in a few months and although he would love the baby he
knew that Buffy would always be his little girl.
He
had had the fatherly chat with Chris and he did believe when he said he would
rather hurt himself than Buffy.
The
service was over quickly and he didn’t get a chance to talk to her until the
reception
“Not
to embarrassed to dance with your dad are you?” he
held his hand out to her
“Never”
she smiled taking it
The
dance ended but they stood still
“You
have to let me go dad” she smiled
“Never”
he kissed the top of her head
“No
matter what happens you will always be my tomato” he looked down at her
“I
love you dad”
“I
love you too Princess?”
“Can
I cut in?” Chris appeared out of nowhere
He
nodded shook Chris’ hand and kissed Buffy on the forehead
“You
okay baby?” he seen the tears in her eyes
“Yeah
fine honestly” she smiled up at him
“Did
I tell you how much I love you Mrs Jericho” he kissed
her
“Yeah
but you can tell me again Mr Jericho”