Opposites
Rating: PG-15
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Pairing: Buffy/Carlito
Summary: Buffy is in the WWE and is the current Woman’s Champ. Think of her as
a female Jeff Hardy. There is no Smackdown all the
wrestlers are on Raw. She is currently dating John Cena.
Think of them as the most popular kids in school(PS if your a Cena fan you won’t like this)
Disclaimer: WWE is the property of Vince McMahon and Buffy belongs to Joss Whedon
“Your
winner and still the Woman’s Champion Buffy”, Lillian announced as John leapt
into the ring and grabbed hold of his girlfriends hand. He smiled down at Sarah
as she pulled him down for a kiss. The crowd cheered and clapped at the first
couple of Raw as they made there way back up the ramp.
As they passed the Gorilla spot John fell
into someone and to try and stop himself from falling he grabbed Buffy but only
succeeded in pulling her down on top of him. “Ow you
ass that hurt”, she growled at him. “Here let me help you”, she saw a hand and
looked up to see it belonged to Carlito “Thanks”, she
smiled as she took it and got herself up.
“Thanks”, John growled “Why are you
thanking that chia pet. It’s his fault I fell”, he
grumbled. “Listen rat boy”, she was getting mad “If you had looked where you
were going we wouldn’t have fell”. She stormed away. John caught Carlito staring at her and started laughing “What”, he was
puzzled. “You actually think you have a shot with her, that’s good”, he was
laughing out loud as he walked away.
‘He’s right”, Carlito
thought ‘There’s no way in hell someone like her would ever look at me’. “Only
in my dreams”, he sighed as he walked away.
“Come in”, Stephanie was sat behind the
desk drinking a cup of coffee. “Hey girl how are you”, she smiled at her best
friend but it turned into a frown when she saw the expression on Buffy’s face
“Let me guess Cena”, Buffy nodded. “Can’t you talk to
your dad Steph”.
While it was true Buffy had dated John they
split up months ago while their on screen characters were still supposed to be
head over heels for each other. What the public didn’t know was that John was
the biggest egotistical prat to ever walk the earth.
When he was heel a few years back he didn’t have to act much.
“I’ll try Buf but
you already know what he’ll say”, “Say what?”, the chairman of the company
asked as he walked into the office. Buffy handed him a cup of coffee and then
poured one for herself. “Splitting her and John up”, Steph
explained.
“I wish I could”, Vince said “But without
you he’s nothing Buffy and with him having this film coming out I need him to
stay popular”. He saw the pained expression on her face.
“How much of an ass is he being”, he asked
sitting on the couch next to her. “His annoying self”, she grimaced realising she hadn’t put sugar in her drink. “You better
have a word with him though pops. When we were in the club last night he had
his paws all over Torrie”.
She got up to leave “I’ll see how the next
few weeks go”, he smiled trying to reassure her “Thanks”, she smiled leaving
the room.
Beep beep ,
she checked her phone. It had a message from Lita
asking her to meet her in the locker room. As she made her way there she
thought back on her time with John and where it had gone wrong. He had been so
sweet to begin with but it’s like the blinkers had been taken off her eyes suddenly.
Why couldn’t he be more like Carlito. He was so nice
off camera nothing like his on screen persona. To be honest she had had a thing
for him since he came into the show last year but because she was supposed to
be with John no one came near her.
“Yo Lit you
here?’, she yelled walking into the locker room. “Nope she’s probably dyeing
her hair”, Buffy groaned it was the unmistakable voice of Torrie.
“And”, she said turning around to see the bimbo. “Does she honestly think that
people believe that’s her real colour”,. “What like
Blonde’s yours or that’s your real nose”, Stephanie sniped as she walked into
the locker room.
“Actually I’m glad your both here”, she
smiled at Buffy “Dad’s decided to do a intergender
tag match at the ppv on Sunday”, she explained to
them. “So it will be Torrie and John v you and
whoever you want”, she looked at Buffy knowing about her friends feelings for a
certain Latino wrestler. Buffy just smiled. “But there’s a problem”, Buffy just
looked “If you lose the match you lose the belt to Torrie”.
“So are you going to ask him then?”, Buffy
was too engrossed in the display on the dancefloor to
hear her. “Hey blondie”, Lita
punched her on the arm and Buffy jumped “What”, she choked on her drink. Lita asked again smiling at the twinkle that appeared in
her friends eye whenever the name was mentioned. Buffy just shrugged. “Well
here’s your chance”, Buffy looked over and saw the subject of their
conversation walk into the club.
Buffy swallowed and stood up. “Let’s find
out”, she smiled as she picked up her drink and walked over to him as he stood
at the bar. “Hey”, she smiled sitting beside him. “Hey” he smiled at her. “I
heard about the match on Sunday. Buffy nodded “That’s actually why I’m here. I
was wondering if you would be my partner”, she grinned at his expression. “Sure
I mean if you want”, he stuttered. “Cool”, she laughed “Now lets get us another
drink”, none of them realised the person that had
heard the whole conversation.
As they were announced the fans were
confused why were the two fan favourites paired with
two heel and not other people. “Look it’s okay”, John smiled “The belt will be
with the person who deserves it most”, he gave her a quick kiss.
The match didn’t go as she expected sure
she handled Torrie and Carlito
was getting the better of John but what she didn’t count on was how much John
wanted to win the match. He did all he could to make her tap out but nothing
worked. Eventually she managed to tag in Carlito who
pinned John.
The two were too busy celebrating they
didn’t see John sneek up behind them and hit Carlito with a chair.He bust his
head open but still showed no signs of stopping. Buffy tried to interfere but
John flung her out the road and she was too busy stopping Torrie
trying to hit her with another chair.
She eventually got John out of the road so
she could get Carlito into the medical room. Vince
was waiting for her along with HHH and Stephanie “Is he alright”, Stephanie
asked. “Yeah it’s mostly cuts and bruises”, she smiled sadly. “I know he was a
twat but I didn’t think he would do this” she brushed her hands over her face.
“I have an idea”, Hunter smiled as the others looked at him.
Buffy and Carlito
were sitting watching the program on the moniters. Carlito had been given the night off and Buffy had a match
later tonight that was a surprise. She was rubbing his shoulders. “Mmmh that’s good”, he groaned. “Your wish is my command”,
she smiled. “Here it comes”, she grinned as John’s music came on.
He came down to the ring accompanied by Torrie. “Well I guess your wondering why I did it”, he
laughed “Well what can I say I wanted a real woman and well your Woman’s Champ
is nothing more than a teenager”, he said as he stroked Torrie’s
chest to a chorus of boos. And after we’ve finished both of us will have the
belts he smiled at her. Torrie took the mike off him
“And…………
She was interrupted by Triple H’s music and
him coming down the Titantron. “Well well well”, he looked at John
“You finally stopped hiding behind Buffy”, he walked around the ring. “So your
a hard man then. How about we find out now just how much”.
“Meaning?’, John looked at Torrie and Stephanie’s music came on. “Meaning”, she said
‘You and Hunter are going to have a fight tonight for the belt and so it’s fair
Hunter will have someone on his side”.
“Who?’, Torrie
shouted and Buffy’s music came on. “Where’s Chloe by the way?”, she asked Torrie. “I suppose it’s not to confuse John”. “I don’t
understand. “ You wouldn’t know who the bitch was “, she sneered as she heard
Hunter laugh behind her.
John leapt for Buffy but she ducked just in
time for him to come face to face with Hunter who punched him in the face. The
match lasted less than five minutes and by the end of the match Hunter was
holding one of Buffy’s hands in one of his and the belt in the other.
Buffy took the mike off Lillian and raised
it to her mouth “Can someone clear the ring of this rubbish please”, she kicked
John in the balls amid a crowd of cheers.
“I’ve been wanting to say something for
quite a while now but things have kept me from doing it. But now there’s
nothing in the road. So there’s a man backstage that I’ve wanted to date for
quite a while now and so I’m asking him. Will you go on a date with me?”.
“She means you”, Carlito
turned to see Lita staring at him. “Me?”, she pushed
him down the ramp. The whole arena erupted into a chorus of cheers.
He got into the ring and didn’t know what
to do ‘Well will you go out with me?’, Buffy asked him. “Uhh
OK”, he stammered. She pulled him in for a kiss which he deepened. When they
finally broke apart she laughed “Now that was cool”.
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