Is Nothing Sacred?

Author: PaulenaK ~ toukalah@hotmail.com

Rating: PG

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AN: Conversation between two people after Faith and the Potential’s leave to lead the attack on the Bringers. References to Episode 20 Season 7 entitled ‘Touched’.

 

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Is Nothing Sacred?

 

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“She’s gone.”

 

“I know.”

 

“She’ll be back… won’t she?”

 

She shrugged.

 

“Maybe, you never know with her. She’s always been a fly by the seat of your pants kinda girl.”

 

“Oh.” Was all he said.

 

She sighed and nudged him with her shoulder.

 

“Cheer up, it could be worse.”

 

“Like how?” He asked anxiously.

 

“Well…” Her lips pursed a little as she thought. “…she could have dissed you in front of everyone-“ He groaned and she continued. “Oh, hang on she DID do that. She dissed you real good too. I could learn a lot from that girl.”

 

“She says the same thing about you.”

 

“She does?”

 

He nodded.

 

“Tell me more.”

 

“No.”

 

“Oh go on. Stroke my ego a little, god only knows the last time you got to stroke anything.”

 

“Can someone just kill me now please?” He asked looking to the heavens.

 

“You know if I were still a vengeance demon I could probably grant your request.”

 

He quirked a brow.

 

“But I thought your whole demon-y deal was to grant wishes made by scorned women?”

 

“Yeah,” She replied with a nod and then to his astonishment added, “Scorned women and tall black men who just last night bonked a slayer.”

 

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